Christmas in the City

December 21, 2006

It’s Christmas in the City,
the best time of year for St Nick.
He strides into work with a smile on his face,
along pavements dotted with sick.

He looks forward to this evening’s party,
with a smirk and a gleam in his eye.
His PA will not resist him tonight,
in his “Reindeer and Snowman” tie.

Alan From Accounts is beaming,
Overflowing with festive cheer.
A hypocritical, joyless bastard,
For the rest of his miserable year.

The office party negotiated,
St Nick runs for the final train home.
Despite thirty quid spent on Breezers,
He’ll be making the journey alone.

He wishes you a merry christmas,
And a happy new year’s day.
What better time than the festive weeks,
To spend his redundancy pay?



One Response to “Christmas in the City”

  1. MushyMajor Says:

    Miserable get.

    I am picking up a decent present for you today. Will make the working day much moew bearable

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