Flanorexia

October 30, 2007

flān’ə-rěk’sē-ə

-noun
a disease characterised by excessive corpulence; especially that which exhibits itself in spite of the protestations of the flanorexic (vide infra) that their diet is perfectly healthy and low-calorie.

-Related forms
flanorexic – noun – one who quotes genetics as the cause of their seemingly-exponential weight gain whilst in the process of swallowing a whole slice of cheesecake.

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